![]() A police officer talks to a kid.)Ĭop: Kid, this is a crime scene here, okay? Someone stole a statue right out of the park, and we're looking for clues, but. He swings the sword at the garbage bags, causing the bags to fall onto the cars driving.) (Ginger hops off the tops of many cars and into a garbage truck. Sword: Sir Ginger, please! I simply want to teach you! Ginger rides his bike, holding his sword.) Ginger wears a helmet made with what appears to be cardboard.) (A montage is shown of Ginger moving around town, swinging his sword. ![]() Ginger: (shows poster depicting knights) I'm pretty sure I know how this works. Sword: Sir Database speaks the truth! What now, brave Sir Ginger? Ready to learn? The Internet Legend Database says the Sword of Virtue was enchanted with speech to teach its owner the way of knights. Let me check that thing for speakers.īen: Ginger.! (extends hand to take sword)Īngela: This might actually be real. Ginger: My magic sword just got more magic!īen: What.?! This is absurd. Sword: I belong to Sir Ginger, the Knight Protector! (Tom drops the sword and ducks behind the couch, shocked that the sword was talking.) Tom: (takes sword) That's enough, Ginger! The sword becomes lodged into the couch.) However, the chair falls, and Ginger is sent flying forward. (Ginger bounces off a beanbag chair, then onto a wheeled chair. He then starts bouncing on several pieces of furniture, haphazardly swinging his sword.) (Ginger is swinging on the ceiling fan with the sword. Ginger: Sorry, I didn't hear you! I was too busy becoming Knight Protector! (Ginger finally manages to pull the sword out of the stump.) Ronnie: And you're not going to get the sword out. ![]() ![]() Guide: But, that's not part of this tour. Legend has it that whoever does will become the knight protector of this realm. Guide: Ah, that's the Sword of Virtue! No one has ever been able to pull it from that stump. Ginger: Finally something good! A sword! (runs to sword) (Ginger finds an exhibit depicting a sword in a tree trunk.) Guide: Come, kids! There's plenty more educational things to see! Ronnie: Hey, I like candles! They're the second-best part of birthday wishes! Ginger: (whispers to Ronnie) This is so boring! Why can't we learn about cool stuff, like knights, and ogres, and dragons? and that is how they made candles in the Middle Ages! (Scene shows Ginger's class at a museum exhibit. ![]()
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